Shock and Awe!

Mine! Last night I was shopping at the local drugstore for a thank-you card for a friend. When out of the corner of my eye I saw GWB's face on a card. So, I picked up the card and read (and bought) it. On the front it shows a picture of GWB at a podium and it reads, "Another year older, Girl? Try lying about your age." When you open it up, it says, "Hey, it worked for weapons of mass destruction. Happy Birthday." Whoa..... now wait just a minute, let me catch my breath. On the back there is a smaller picture of Bush, and it says, "I cannot tell a lie." So you tell me. Just how angry are the folks at American Greetings? Isn't American Greetings second only to Hallmark in the US? Since when has the truth been assimilated into our popular culture?! You could have knocked me over with a feather. Tonight I'm going back and buying every one they have. Vindication is better than chocolate!
PS: BIG KUDOS to American Greetings! Just for that I'll never buy Hallmark again!